Marcus Johansson is looking a little too Zorro, but it’s probably just because he’s having a hard time filling in the blanks.  These young Swedes, I tell ya. 

If the LA Kings manage to get past the Blues, Mike Richards’ beard is going to look pretty epic.

Sid Beard Watch - Game 3

Progress is weak, but who’d notice between the gaping hole in his mouth and salt-stained hat. Why so salty, Sid?

Sidney Crosby Beard Watch, Game 1

It’s ON and gasp(!) it looks promising.

Sure, he’s not back in the lineup but a good captain grows his beard in support of the team.

Thanks for giving us a good look, Sid.

Beau Bennett’s all smiles now but just wait until everyone else’s beard comes in and he’s left with patchy whiskers. Rookies, amirite?

This is like Teemu’s 30th playoff appearance or something so he can grow a beard, we know this. And score GWG’s, but that’s another story. Teemu forever <3

Don’t you be fooled, Mr. Serious has been growing that faint chinstrap for at least a week now.

I think the Blackhawks are going to the finals and damnit I can’t wait to see that shit grow in. Very. Slowly. 

Having a hard time focusing on Viktor Stalberg’s face when he’s got some other hair business going on.

Bryan Bickell is SO stressed out about growing a beard, you guys. Can’t blame him - it doesn’t look promising.

Just throw in the towel. Just do it buddy.

In case you’re wondering why Blues dman Marco Scandella has a second round playoff beard, it’s because he was just recalled from the Houston Aeros and they’re already in the swing of playoffs, so we can just relax and enjoy what this well-groomed gentleman has to offer.

Kings forward Anze Kopitar showed up to the party with 3 days worth of growth. That’s not right proper but I’m going to let it slide since he has a case of the sads.

April 30 is approaching. Are you ready?

ps. check out the new logo.

GET READY, PEOPLE

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Phil Kessel went scoreless up until the Leafs game against Winnipeg the other night. So we have to ask…did he grow a drought beard?