Yep. the beard still sucks, but at least Captain Serious is smiling, so that’s something.
I see someone had an accident with the razor.
It’s hard to be impressed by Brent Burns when we all know he showed up in January ready for the playoffs.
It seems that Patrick Marleau spends more time trimming his playoff beard (not allowed) than he does on his tie situation.
Dan Boyle has a case of the old man beard. I see you, grey.
Joe Vitale’s neck beard covers the same amount of surface area as the beard on his face BUT it’s still not big enough to cover up that hickey. Get it together, Joey.
Dear Brandon Prust,
This is what “bug-eyed” looks like.
Sincerely,
NHL Beardoffs
xo
