Get ready to growTumblr (3.0; @nhlbeardoffs)http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1595b56a7edc41699edfcbe42a48bcbd/tumblr_mn5rd9gyKG1rs6puwo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9df97cc6259b4fbbca15f780749a01c/tumblr_mn5rd9gyKG1rs6puwo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>It’s hard to be impressed by <strong>Brent Burns</strong> when we all know he showed up in January ready for the playoffs.</p>http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50998167694http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50998167694Tue, 21 May 2013 13:03:09 -0400Brent BurnsSan Jose SharksSharksSan Jose hockeyhockeyNHLnhl playoffsplayoff beardplayoff beardshockey beardplayoffsbeard<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a4504428147798055e465f063d51a8f/tumblr_mn5lt82dtH1rs6puwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>It seems that Patrick Marleau spends more time trimming his playoff beard (not allowed) than he does on his tie situation.  </p>http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50991823730http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50991823730Tue, 21 May 2013 11:03:08 -0400patrick marleauSharkssan jose sharksSan Jose hockeyhockeyhockey beardplayoff beardsplayoff beardNHLnhl playoffsplayoffsbeard<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3af29ba82c7df0983c0cca844f562918/tumblr_mn5lggOkWk1rs6puwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Buddy in the background is in awe of <strong>Joe Thornton’s</strong> beard, but dude, are you new? This guy was growing beards before you were born.</p>http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50991455103http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50991455103Tue, 21 May 2013 10:55:28 -0400Joe ThorntonSan Jose hockeysan jose sharksSharkshockey beardNHLnhl playoffsplayoff beardplayoff beardsplayoffsbeardhockey<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0b35dc8369cff57efe27db3555d88b80/tumblr_mn5lbnZx4j1rs6puwo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9073d55f7e9f55edea56811ee1dc4b86/tumblr_mn5lbnZx4j1rs6puwo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><strong>Dan Boyle</strong> has a case of the old man beard. I see you, grey.  </p>http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50991319553http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50991319553Tue, 21 May 2013 10:52:35 -0400Dan Boylesan jose sharksSharksSan Jose hockeyhockeyNHLnhl playoffsplayoff beardplayoff beardsplayoffshockey beardbeard<p>You just made my day</p>http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50844926593http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50844926593Sun, 19 May 2013 15:55:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/643bd32d508640b69066db520ab5dea3/tumblr_mn0cyh9hMB1rs6puwo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a35f5f11e482e7189ef2f76cbbb7796/tumblr_mn0cyh9hMB1rs6puwo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Joe Vitale’s neck beard covers the same amount of surface area as the beard on his face BUT it’s still not big enough to cover up that hickey. Get it together, Joey.</p>http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50748469952http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50748469952Sat, 18 May 2013 15:03:53 -0400Joe Vitalepittsburgh penguinsPensPenguinsneck beardplayoff beardplayoff beardsbeardNHLnhl playoffsplayoffs<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/38cb46af29e0cf17344b4ca946e5b7e9/tumblr_mn0cqzZmbx1rs6puwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I see you Sid, with your salt-free hat (finally). But look, it’s not a big enough distraction from that thing you call a playoff beard. Sure you scored a hattie last night but we’re going to need MOAR BEARD from you.</p>http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50748135919http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50748135919Sat, 18 May 2013 14:59:23 -0400Sidsidney crosbyCrosbypittsburgh penguinsPensPenguinshockey beardplayoff beardplayoff beardsbeardNHLnhl playoffsplayoffs<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04ec0f15c8ababeba01012b4202ee88a/tumblr_mn0cfzXC4x1rs6puwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This friends, is the stroke of pride. </p>http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50747666159http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50747666159Sat, 18 May 2013 14:52:47 -0400dan girardiNew York RangersRangersNYC hockeyhockeyhockey beardbeardplayoff beardplayoffsNHLnhl playoffs<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91525ccded21e70a12609bf60818f1d5/tumblr_mn0cbnowJo1rs6puwo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e62c7f5f205213282eae3e9a5b8fd642/tumblr_mn0cbnowJo1rs6puwo2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Dear Brandon Prust,</p> <p>This is what “bug-eyed” looks like.</p> <p>Sincerely, </p> <p>NHL Beardoffs</p> <p>xo</p>http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50747479516http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50747479516Sat, 18 May 2013 14:50:11 -0400mats zuccarelloNew YorkNew York RangersRangersNYC hockeyhockeyhockey beardNHLnhl playoffsplayoff beardplayoff beardsplayoffs<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c5a53c4d14d9f2706f9e14ef07467a60/tumblr_mn0c2f8Zzf1rs6puwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Do you have a bottle stuffed in there or are you just happy to see me?</p> <p>No, nothing?</p> <p>K, how about this: SICK BEARD, BRO. </p>http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50747078751http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50747078751Sat, 18 May 2013 14:44:39 -0400Henrik Zetterbergdetroit red wingsRed WingsWingshockey beardplayoff beardplayoff beardsbeardNHLnhl playoffs<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6d036f9b85fbbec271b4a0561413136/tumblr_mn0bxxP0s01rs6puwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>24-year-old Matt Bartkowski looks like the kind of dude that can grow a Zetterberg-esque mountain man beard. <span>I want to fast forward to the 2015 playoffs and see what kind of damage to our hearts he can do.</span></p>http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50746890692http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50746890692Sat, 18 May 2013 14:41:57 -0400Bostonboston bruinsBruinsMatt Bartkowskihockey beardNHLnhl playoffsplayoff beardplayoff beardsplayoffsbeard<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2dc36dda2de218bef2eccfe0b2bcd69e/tumblr_mn0bsbxJdK1rs6puwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The twinkle in his sad eyes leads me to believe Gregory Campbell is unhappy with his playoff beard, but listen, if you’re reading this, you’ve got a good thing growing and you even cleaned up the neck so CHIN UP.</p>http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50746658131http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50746658131Sat, 18 May 2013 14:38:00 -0400Bostonboston bruinsBruinsGregory Campbellhockey beardplayoff beardplayoff beardsbeardNHLnhl playoffs<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e1e847ea912c07a6dd76a61cb66dedd9/tumblr_mn0bmsrbXm1rs6puwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Never mind the beard that is true perfection, Drew Miller is a serious silver fox at only 29, and I’m just learning this now. FOR SHAME.</p>http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50746427579http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50746427579Sat, 18 May 2013 14:35:16 -0400detroit red wingsRed WingsWingshockeytownDrew Millerhockey beardplayoff beardplayoff beardsbeardplayoffsNHLnhl playoffssilver fox<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/327750a8c0c75c283e04eb79bda63aba/tumblr_mn0bdumujT1rs6puwo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af986cde724a4b9030e10cda748d3965/tumblr_mn0bdumujT1rs6puwo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Oh the difference a year (and a second-round appearance) makes.</p>http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50746056713http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50746056713Sat, 18 May 2013 14:29:54 -0400Tyler SeguinBostonboston bruinsBruinshockey beardhockeyNHLnhl playoffsplayoff beardplayoff beardsplayoffs<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ce044642b1ef03b2e98801d4436de955/tumblr_mmyz2hkZHl1rs6puwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sorry for not posting this week. My team made a brutal exit so I had a case of the hockey sads, but I’ll be back tomorrow with a Crosby whiskers update.</p>http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50691693409http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/50691693409Fri, 17 May 2013 21:06:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b0551ec12e434ea0abef13f84f2a9c0/tumblr_mmfxb0J3jm1rs6puwo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/34c824077e4fe9a5120ba26fddf9a229/tumblr_mmfxb0J3jm1rs6puwo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><em>Beards are itchy, bro. Sure, I have two, good hands, but I also got this dirty-ass stick full of bacteria that’ll do the job too.</em></p>http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/49866937544http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/49866937544Tue, 07 May 2013 14:13:48 -0400vancouver canucksCanucksKevin Bieksahockey beardplayoff beardplayoff beardsNHLnhl playoffsplayoffsbeard<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3566e26ac6c598c70f20800fb7257c4c/tumblr_mmfx25GpJ01rs6puwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Adam Burish Round 1 Report Card</strong></p> <p>Beard: A (Notes: <em>limited patchiness, docked marks for neck beard, please clean it up</em>.)</p> <p>Hair: C+ (Notes: <em>too long for a beard, please get a trim and lose the hat. We see minor improvements as having maximum impact on appearance.)</em></p> <p>Smile: A++</p>http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/49866645449http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/49866645449Tue, 07 May 2013 14:08:29 -0400san jose sharksSharksSharks hockeyAdam Burishhockey beardplayoff beardplayoff beardsNHLnhl playoffsplayoffsbeard<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b54b6bb74b514810802213155c07ab1/tumblr_mmfwijdQoY1rs6puwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Logan Couture</strong> is such a pouty dope, so any facial hair is a drastic improvement, I guess.</p>http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/49865996061http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/49865996061Tue, 07 May 2013 13:56:43 -0400san jose sharksSharksSharks hockeylogan couturehockey beardNHLnhl playoffsplayoffsbeardplayoff beardplayoff beards<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2ac761ebe80e6e40bb49f6c465c61034/tumblr_mmfvztq3oY1rs6puwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This is just a disaster! Kaner got a changer.</p>http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/49865383597http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/49865383597Tue, 07 May 2013 13:45:29 -0400Patrick KaneChicagochicago blackhawksBlackhawksHawkshockey beardsplayoff beardplayoff beardsNHLnhl playoffsbeardbad hair<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e53b6f6911cceba2af0a36df2ac9ffa/tumblr_mmdz8rU2IJ1rs6puwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Patches looking a little patchy, but it’s cool, it’s early. He at least has a couple more games to grow it in, right?</p>http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/49782785757http://nhlbeardoffs.tumblr.com/post/49782785757Mon, 06 May 2013 13:00:27 -0400montreal canadiensCanadiensHabsMonrealMax Paciorettyhockey beardplayoff beardplayoff beardsplayoffsNHLNHL playoffsbeard