NHL Beardoffs winner for Most Unkempt and Best Beard: Dustin Penner

This is by far the most disgusting beard we’ve seen during the 2012 Stanley Cup Playoffs.  Penner’s beard glistened from the sweat, carried remnants of his previous meal and reminded us all of 70s porn.  But, it also made him look pretty bad ass at times, and that’s not a bad thing when you’re battling for a win. Plus it was pretty cool that he let his fans vote on how he should shave his beard.  Someone call the Casting Agent for Sons of Anarchy, stat.