NHL Beardoffs

May 22

THIS IS BAD, YOU GUYS.

THIS IS BAD, YOU GUYS.

Rick Nash has been pretty invisible during the playoffs but his playoff beard certainly isn’t. The only thing we recommend here is a serious chop because at this point his hair is looking a bit mullety, amirite?

Rick Nash has been pretty invisible during the playoffs but his playoff beard certainly isn’t. The only thing we recommend here is a serious chop because at this point his hair is looking a bit mullety, amirite?

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Erik Karlsson, not only struggling on the ice but also with his beard.

Erik Karlsson, not only struggling on the ice but also with his beard.

May 21

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It seems that Patrick Marleau spends more time trimming his playoff beard (not allowed) than he does on his tie situation.  

It seems that Patrick Marleau spends more time trimming his playoff beard (not allowed) than he does on his tie situation.  

Buddy in the background is in awe of Joe Thornton’s beard, but dude, are you new? This guy was growing beards before you were born.

Buddy in the background is in awe of Joe Thornton’s beard, but dude, are you new? This guy was growing beards before you were born.

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May 19

geographycore asked: Oh my god, I am so glad I found this! A+ for hilarious comments about playoff beards!

You just made my day

May 18

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I see you Sid, with your salt-free hat (finally). But look, it’s not a big enough distraction from that thing you call a playoff beard. Sure you scored a hattie last night but we’re going to need MOAR BEARD from you.

I see you Sid, with your salt-free hat (finally). But look, it’s not a big enough distraction from that thing you call a playoff beard. Sure you scored a hattie last night but we’re going to need MOAR BEARD from you.

This friends, is the stroke of pride. 

This friends, is the stroke of pride. 

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Do you have a bottle stuffed in there or are you just happy to see me?
No, nothing?
K, how about this: SICK BEARD, BRO. 

Do you have a bottle stuffed in there or are you just happy to see me?

No, nothing?

K, how about this: SICK BEARD, BRO. 

24-year-old Matt Bartkowski looks like the kind of dude that can grow a Zetterberg-esque mountain man beard. I want to fast forward to the 2015 playoffs and see what kind of damage to our hearts he can do.

24-year-old Matt Bartkowski looks like the kind of dude that can grow a Zetterberg-esque mountain man beard. I want to fast forward to the 2015 playoffs and see what kind of damage to our hearts he can do.