NHL Beardoffs

May 22

Yep. the beard still sucks, but at least Captain Serious is smiling, so that’s something.

Yep. the beard still sucks, but at least Captain Serious is smiling, so that’s something.

Glove tap to Jason Spezza for showing up to the second round with a beard. The room must have missed his veteran beard presence. 

Glove tap to Jason Spezza for showing up to the second round with a beard. The room must have missed his veteran beard presence. 

A liiiiittle surprised that a man as well-groomed as Kris Letang has a neck beard going on. Perhaps he should spend less time conditioning his silky flow and more time cleaning up the beard.

A liiiiittle surprised that a man as well-groomed as Kris Letang has a neck beard going on. Perhaps he should spend less time conditioning his silky flow and more time cleaning up the beard.

THIS IS BAD, YOU GUYS.

THIS IS BAD, YOU GUYS.

Rick Nash has been pretty invisible during the playoffs but his playoff beard certainly isn’t. The only thing we recommend here is a serious chop because at this point his hair is looking a bit mullety, amirite?

Rick Nash has been pretty invisible during the playoffs but his playoff beard certainly isn’t. The only thing we recommend here is a serious chop because at this point his hair is looking a bit mullety, amirite?

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Erik Karlsson, not only struggling on the ice but also with his beard.

Erik Karlsson, not only struggling on the ice but also with his beard.

May 21

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It seems that Patrick Marleau spends more time trimming his playoff beard (not allowed) than he does on his tie situation.  

It seems that Patrick Marleau spends more time trimming his playoff beard (not allowed) than he does on his tie situation.  

Buddy in the background is in awe of Joe Thornton’s beard, but dude, are you new? This guy was growing beards before you were born.

Buddy in the background is in awe of Joe Thornton’s beard, but dude, are you new? This guy was growing beards before you were born.

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May 19

geographycore asked: Oh my god, I am so glad I found this! A+ for hilarious comments about playoff beards!

You just made my day

May 18

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I see you Sid, with your salt-free hat (finally). But look, it’s not a big enough distraction from that thing you call a playoff beard. Sure you scored a hattie last night but we’re going to need MOAR BEARD from you.

I see you Sid, with your salt-free hat (finally). But look, it’s not a big enough distraction from that thing you call a playoff beard. Sure you scored a hattie last night but we’re going to need MOAR BEARD from you.

This friends, is the stroke of pride. 

This friends, is the stroke of pride.