Time to put Jagr on the sex offender registry list.

Time to put Jagr on the sex offender registry list.

And they all laugh at the awful chin beard on display and Tyler Seguin is all "I’m going for my second Cup, so ha ha ha!"

And they all laugh at the awful chin beard on display and Tyler Seguin is all "I’m going for my second Cup, so ha ha ha!"

DERP

DERP

STILL UNACCEPTABLE! Jagr must look at this kid in the room and throw his dirty towels at him to wash because a Stanley Cup Finals beard is a beard not sprouts of hair on a chin. 
If the B’s lose, it’s all this kids fault.

STILL UNACCEPTABLE! Jagr must look at this kid in the room and throw his dirty towels at him to wash because a Stanley Cup Finals beard is a beard not sprouts of hair on a chin. 

If the B’s lose, it’s all this kids fault.

An admirable Stanley Cup Finals playoff beardfrom 26-year-old Adam McQuiad 

An admirable Stanley Cup Finals playoff beardfrom 26-year-old Adam McQuiad 

21 stitches plus cracked teeth and Jeff Carter’s beard is still in tact? Pro and tough as fuck.

21 stitches plus cracked teeth and Jeff Carter’s beard is still in tact? Pro and tough as fuck.

Sid just got a good look of his “beard”. The best player in the world can’t be the best at everything, I guess.

Sid just got a good look of his “beard”. The best player in the world can’t be the best at everything, I guess.

Iggy’s beard is thicker than the hair on his head, and probably half the players still involved in the Playoffs. 

Iggy’s beard is thicker than the hair on his head, and probably half the players still involved in the Playoffs. 

Brenden Morrow was a fantastic pickup this season; his beard alone could win the Cup for the Pens. AND LOOK, NO NECK BEARD.

Brenden Morrow was a fantastic pickup this season; his beard alone could win the Cup for the Pens. AND LOOK, NO NECK BEARD.

This right here is a tag-team serious about playoff bearding. Almost brings a tear to the eye.

This right here is a tag-team serious about playoff bearding. Almost brings a tear to the eye.

The playoffs are a bit overwhelming as evidenced by Jonathan Toews. But how are we feeling about his playoff beard? More picture #1, less picture #2.

Let’s just have a moment of silence for the loss of Brent Burns’ playoff beard.
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Let’s just have a moment of silence for the loss of Brent Burns’ playoff beard.

A full beard is a happy beard.

A full beard is a happy beard.

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*glove tap*

"Yo, your beard sucks"
"Hey guess what, I won a Stanley Cup with this shit beard. What has your beard done for you lately?"
"TOUCHÈ"

"Yo, your beard sucks"

"Hey guess what, I won a Stanley Cup with this shit beard. What has your beard done for you lately?"

"TOUCHÈ"